johnnyjoestarsofficial:

my mom likes to tell me “you have to pick your battles” well im full of rage and im picking all of them

squidyword:

me: ugh if they’re asking me to come in I’m not gonna do it 

*phone call from work*

manager: hey can you come in today

me: yeah, sure I’ll be there in a bit

coral:

Whatever you need, i’ll give it to you. I just don’t want to lose you.

Please, stay with me.

hijerking:

hijerking:

guys have you ever seen how you weigh a baby giraffe

isn’t life great